Come and help me find something suitable,” I said.He followed me into the bedroom. It never even occurred to me to be shy about the fact that he was following my smiley faced, panty clad bottom down the hallway. He’d seen me in less than that a few times. Nudity just wasn’t something we were shy about.I stood in the closet for a few minutes pulling things out.“This?”He shook his head.“This?”He shook his head again.“I give up,” I said flopping down on the bed beside him. “I’m going in what I’m wearing!”He laughed, “Wouldn’t Carrie just love that! You know she’d be mortified.”As much as we loved Carrie she had a bit of a reputation for being a prude.Then, without any warning, he started tickling me. He knew how ticklish I was and he rarely ever let an opportunity for a good tickle fight go by.“Stop! Dammit Eric, how am I supposed to get ready if you’re making me laugh.”“Make me stop.”I knew that was a challenge so I started fighting back. I could almost over-power him but never quite. If you have to take a piss, then lift it up. Don't piss on the seat. Women don't like to sit on a toilet seat that is all wet. If you pissed on it, then wipe it off. Your wife will be glad you did and it will prevent another argumentA new problem has risen in my household concerning toilet paper. Now my wife gets pissed if the roll is empty when she uses the bathroom. If the roll gets small go in the cabinet and take out a new roll and set it by the old roll. It shows you're at least trying. If for some reason there are only a few sheets on it, throw it away and put the new roll out.Women have a tendency to use a lot more paper for obvious reasons. Make sure there is enough for her next trip to the restroom.We guys need to learn which battles are worth fighting for and believe me, a roll of toilet paper is not it.Oral sex is still a problem at my house. My wife doesn't like to do it. I think one of the reasons is because of her false teeth. I know they are hard to control when eating.
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